'Bikerman and the Jewish Avenger' returns to Metropolis Feb. 12

"Bikerman and the Jewish Avenger: Love Hurts ... A Lot!" will be presented at 10 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 12 at the Metropolis Performing Arts Centre, 111 W. Campbell St. in Arlington Heights.

It's become a Valentine's Day tradition. Hundreds of people pour into Metropolis to hear two guys (one born on the South Side and one the North Shore) sharing their most outrageous stories about dates gone wrong; how to win over the female persuasion; the ultimate ensemble for a successful date, and more.

The end result, an evening of hilarious and bizarre true stories from these two ... uh ... romantic fellas which have included Oprah Winfrey and their underwear, jail time in Southern Illinois, disco dancing, Star Wars conventions, late night tattoos and more. This performance contains very strong adult language and content.

For tickets, visit www.metropolisarts.com or call the box office at (847) 577-2121.