Go Cubs fans go with new facilities

Burt Constable's front page "The Friendlier Confines" article was hilarious. This is a team that hasn't won a championship for 101 years but has the bragging rights for installing nine new urinals in a 96-year-old ballpark. This should let those 40,000-plus ticket holders rest easy each and every game they attend knowing they can answer nature's call instead of another "Wait till next year" season. And does the new PNC club Chicago suite contain "traditional" luxury troughs?

David Wanaski

Schaumburg