Stamping out asthma inhaler menace

At last those who recognized the genius of Barack Obama are vindicated.

While he diverts attention by attacking the half of U.S. households who actually pay income taxes for not paying more, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency is quietly implementing the President's unannounced cunning plan by banning asthma inhalers.

With no asthma inhalers allowed (the propellant is destroying the atmosphere!), there will be fewer people reaching Social Security or Medicare age. That will ease the financial pressure on those bankrupt programs. Also, the jobless situation will improve because there will fewer people available to be out of work.

Those who complain or resist can be easily dismissed as selfish louts unwilling to do their part to save the planet.

Stan Zegel

Winfield