Where's good Rex?

Big bite: Lovie Smith promised to watch a tape of the game before making lineup changes, then uttered the five words that strike fear in the hearts of all Bears fans: "Rex Grossman is our quarterback."

Worst bite: Take heart, Rex Grossman. The Soldier Field faithful weren't yelling "boo," they were chanting "Griese."

Record bite: Rex Grossman surpassed Jon Kitna Sunday to become the NFL's leading interception thrower since 2006. Next up: Worst. Passer. Rating. Ever.

Reality bite: Ridiculing Grossman's performance is kind of like watching reruns of "The Cosby Show" on Nickelodeon. It's just doesn't seem funny anymore.

Sour bite: If you had copyrighted the phrase "Good Rex/Bad Rex" last September, you wouldn't need to buy that Mega Millions ticket on Tuesday.

Western bite: If the Cowboys -- and fan-taunter Terrell Owens -- truly are America's team, then it's obvious why the terrorists hate us.

Cold bite: Memo to the Bears offense: Just because the other team turns the ball over to you, it doesn't mean you have to give it right back.

Sound bite: NBC commentator Keith Olbermann took Bears fans to task for all their grousing over Rex Grossman. After all, bad quarterbacks are a Halas hallmark. There have been 13 starting QBs in the past 8 seasons and 40 since 1960. "This is one of the NFL's greatunrecognized traditions," Olbermann said. "With brief interruptions of stability from the likes of Jim McMahon and Billy Wade, the job has been unsettled since Sid Luckman retired. There has always been a Rex Grossman, he has always underperformed and they've always been about to replace him."

Panther bite: How genuine was Tony Romo's grin when he introduced himself in pre-game introductions as a product of Eastern Illinois University?

Musical bite: Lyrics to "Sunday Night Football's" opening theme song were tweaked to reflect the big match up. Midway through the song, Faith Hill belted out "Romo and the boys drawing into Chi-town." Sure, it's hard to find anything that rhymes with Urlacher, but the Bears are the reigning NFC Champions. They shouldn't play second fiddle to Jessica Simpson's ex-boyfriend.

Desert bite: Three games into the regular season, you're a fool for even Googling the availability of Arizona hotels during Super Bowl week.