State of the Union with a bit of a twist
If Governor Palin should find herself in the Oval Office, I could imagine her first State of the Union beginning like this: "Is it OK to call you Harry and Nancy? Thanks!
"Well, gosh, it's an honor and privilege to talk to all you guys, without goin' through the filter of the liberal media. Here's a shout out to Joe Six-Pack who's up in the balcony there with my husband Todd.
"I betchya you never thought you would see me up here. But we mavericks are gonna continue to do everything we can to keep our ship of state on an even keel (Wink). We ain't gonna miss any opportunity to do that!
"As I look out the window of my office at the beautiful White House grounds, I see nothin' but smooth sailin' for the rest of my term, because I'll be fightin' for you every day, Yeah! That's darn right!"
Glenn F. Arnold
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