How to respond to a foreign diplomat

In an effort to protect the executive office from vacancy due to a break in the line of succession to the presidency, America has established a new program called "Just Wink, America!"

Please ask your wives and daughters to practice winking in the mirror and saying,"Glad to meet you, Mr. Putin, or "Good Morning, Mr. Ahmadinejad."

In the event a natural catastrophe or terrorist attack wipes out the normal successors to the presidency, we need to be sure that we have qualified women to take over the job of our future vice president Sarah Palin.

Remember, if you've never met any foreign diplomats, you can always pick one up at a party. "Just Wink, America!"

Frank Kowyni

Schaumburg