A rocket launcher in every backpack

After reading the debate on handguns, I've stumbled on a solution that will contain many desirable side effects with only one drawback.

My proposal is up-front and all-American: Rocket launchers available to anyone taller than the weapon.

Strap it on your back, walk out the door, hold your head high and don't take no guff.

I read so many proposals claiming concealed handguns are the answer, but I asked myself: "Why concealed?" Then I asked myself "why a tiny, pea shooter handgun?"

I mean what would be more intimidating, more of a deterrent: A bunch of schmoes who may or may not be packing heat or a crowd of citizen soldiers, all openly displaying their own personal means of blowing almost anything to smithereens?

Those side effects should be obvious. Not only will we be transformed into a great warrior culture like ancient Sparta, but there will be economic benefits that will make the "economic stimulus" look like child's play.

Not only will gravediggers and funeral homes be raking it in, but all sorts of other industries, including masons, carpenters and especially window guys.

This sadly, brings me to the one major drawback -- how to justify the economic as well as human casualties.

Well, it won't be easy, but our current president and administration have pointed the way, so to speak. By simply ignoring any of the profound moral implications and being satisfied in our own righteousness, we will prevail.

I predict, if we follow the course laid out above, Iraq will soon solve itself. We can stay extra alert while our society is transformed and by 2015 or 2020, we should be ready to invade Vietnam.

Stephen P. Beisiegel

Schaumburg