Some good advice for the Cubs

10 Things The Cubs Must Do

1. Get young players that want to make big money! Not players that have big money.

2. Tear down the upper deck, it's falling down anyhow.

3. Quit singing take me out to the ballgame, there is no ballgame.

4. Cut out the ivy vines. It's full of bugs and warm beer.

5. Tear down the scoreboard. This is the 21st century.

6. Tell the fans to sit down until we win the game.

7. Sell near beer.

8. Need more exits, before someone gets killed in a stampede.

9. New slogan "This dump is for you".

10. Best thing to do is move to Arlington Park Race Track! Great parking with no meters.

Vaughn Engquist

Mount Prospect