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Counting down the remaining candidates

So let me count the ways ...

Marco Rubio. Young and handsome but too slick. Too slick.

Ted Cruz. Too smirky and questionable honesty.

Dr. Ben Carson. A nice guy but too meek and mild.

"The" Donald Trump. Too rich and wife too beautiful.

John Kasich. Supposedly a good governor. So let him stay a governor. So who do we have left?

Voila! Hillary and Bernie.

Good luck.

Dolores Yurkowski

Mount Prospect

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