Welcome the senator from Walmart

On C-SPAN sometime in the near future: "The chair recognizes the senator from Walmart."

"Thank you, Madam Chairman, I would like to yield my five minutes to my distinguished colleague, the senator from Exxon-Mobile."

"I would like to make a motion for a vote on the bill before the senate to throw the people under the bus," moved the senator from Exxon-Mobile.

"I second the motion," said the senator from AETNA. "All in favor of throwing the people under the bus, say aye," said the chairman, the distinguished senator from Bank of America.

The corporations, oops senators, vote.

"Will the clerk of the senate read the final vote."

Ayes = 100, Nays = 0

"The corporations, I mean ayes, have it. The people shall be thrown under the bus."

Diane Niesman

Wheaton