Punishment for those too rich to fail
We cannot hang you. We cannot tar and feather you. But you deserve some sort of punishment. You are hereby ordered to present yourself for said punishment.
You will be picked up in a Mini-Cooper. You will be issued dunce caps, thong underwear and red noses. All of you will discharged from the car and face a firing squad armed with cream pies.
Of course this won't happen. There are separate rules for the rich and outfits that have have been permitted to become too big to fail. Don't worry, America; the MBA cowboy-in-chief and his posse will save us. Oops, I meant Wall Street. Your great-great grand kids might get this paid off someday.
Tim Baldwin
Glendale Heights
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