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Uneasy bite: This one was supposed to be easy, wasn't it? Funny how it rarely works out that way.Opposing running back bite: L-T, L-J, L-No! Not against this defense Mental midget bite: Bears quarterback Rex Grossman's performance Sunday (20-for-34, 160 yards, 1 touchdown, 2 interceptions) #8230; discuss.You know they will today on talk radio. Right on bite: Bears analyst Tom Thayer after Devin Hester's 73-yard punt return for a touchdown: "He's an amazing, amazing athlete." What if bite: What if Hester hadn't returned to form? What if the Bears hadn't blocked a KC field goal attempt? What if that Chiefs flea-flicker play wasn't called back for illegal motion? What if Charles Tillman hadn't broken up a pass leading to an interception and later forced a fumble leading to a turnover?You might not like the answer. Wow bite: Raise your hand if you had backup tackle John St. Clair being the first Bears player to score a touchdown. Huh? bite:#338;CBS analyst Phil Simms late in the fourth quarter: "The Chicago Bears #8230; it's been a solid day for them."Kicking bite: Fill-in punter Dirk Johnson, we never heard of you and we hardly knew you, but boy we sure liked what you brought to the table before going down with an injury.National TV bite: We know they re-sodded parts of it recently and we know there's been a lot of action on it this year, but can someone please do something about the grass at Soldier Field? If you want to see how a field should look, it's only about a 4-mile drive to Roger Bossard's pride and joy, U.S. Cellular Field.Paging the Sodfather.Perspective bite: The Bears may have picked up their first win of the year Sunday, but keep in mind it's a pair of undefeated teams -- Green Bay and Detroit -- that are currently sitting atop the NFC North.