Marc Munroe Dion
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Jan 14, 2025 4:00 am - President Narrowly Elected Donald Trump wants to buy/annex/conquer/steal the entire country of Canada. There is a lot to be said for this idea, principally because it's s...
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An easy, sad one from the Big EasyJan 07, 2025 10:19 am - NEW ORLEANS QUESTION: What did you do for those beads? ANSWER: I got run over by a truck and now I'm lying in the street like a busted Barbie. Yeah. I know. It wasn't Mar...
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A Santa by Any Other NameDec 25, 2024 4:00 am - What I've got is an "LED Santa Blow Mold With Warm White Light & Light Skin." He stands a little over 2 feet tall. So, what is it I've got? It's one of those plastic Sant...
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My foreign friendsDec 07, 2024 2:45 pm - When I was a high school kid in Missouri, around 1972 or so, there were people in our town who used the word “foreigner” to refer to anyone who spoke English with an acce...
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The water of lifeDec 03, 2024 4:00 am - My wife and I just bought a house. The house we sold is in a city, just a three-minute drive from District Court. If you beat the murder rap, you can walk to my house in ...
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CabinetworkNov 24, 2024 10:19 am - I hadn't done much sanding in my life, but my wife and I bought a new house, and she asked me to sand the kitchen cabinets so she could paint. She likes to paint. I got a...
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Playin' it safe: One writer's guide to cowardiceNov 16, 2024 2:00 pm - As an enemy of the people, or “journalist” as we were called in the pre-Trumpian eras of light, I am at some risk of being silenced. How soon? Well, that depends on how m...
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Remembering democracyNov 13, 2024 2:00 pm - Someday, someone's going to have to remember. If it's not too many years, it might not be that hard to remember, but if it's longer, it's going to be harder. Someone will...
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We have to redefine this mass shooting thingOct 30, 2024 4:00 am - The fake news and the corrupt Deep State FBI have convinced Americans that we have a lot of mass killings in this America. The fake figures are backed up by some communis...
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Will Trump round me up?Oct 19, 2024 2:00 pm - Will they come at night? When I'm asleep next to my wife? When my cat Jack is curled up next to my ankles? Or in the daytime? When my wife is at work? When I'm at home re...