Chuck Goudie
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'I cannot comprehend that the enemy was among us'Nov 08, 2009 10:00 pm - As if on cue, shortly after the gun smoke cleared at Ft. Hood, law enforcement and defense officials announced that it wasn't terrorism. That was such a relief, wasn't i...
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If you don't understand 'GNOC, please read thisNov 01, 2009 10:00 pm - 143 and 459 are nice. Unless you are saying so under the influence of 420. Or if it leads to GNOC. If you don't understand what I have just written, then your children h...
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U of I still haunted by ghosts of corruptionOct 25, 2009 11:00 pm - Just in time for Halloween, two new ghosts are haunting the University of Illinois. These new ghosts aren't invisible, like the legendary hobgoblin in the campus Englis...
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Happy Gang Initiation Week! And watch out for flying saucersOct 18, 2009 11:00 pm - The word gullible is not in the dictionary. Really. Go look it up. I'll wait. g-u-l-l-i-b-l-e Now that you know what the word gullible means - "easily deceived or duped"...
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Nobel Prize for participation? Chicago parents know trendOct 11, 2009 11:00 pm - As a fellow soccer dad, Barack Obama shouldn't have been surprised when he won this year's Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Committee has merely started using the same crit...
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City's Olympic loss forecast here 3 years agoOct 04, 2009 11:00 pm - It was the most expensive campaign in Chicago history -- $3.3 million per vote. That's what the city's losing 2016 Olympic bid ended up costing. Sixty million was spent ...
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Imagine if Games started in 7 days instead of 7 yearsSep 27, 2009 11:00 pm - MANALAPAN, Fla. - The Miami press corps isn't expecting an invitation to Michael Jordan's new hacienda for a last-minute Olympic announcement. There won't be any mojitos...
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Why has Jordan been grounded during Olympic effort?Sep 20, 2009 11:00 pm - It didn't have the dastardly sound of "you lie!" nor did it result in a public spanking, but Michelle Obama used the word "pathetic" the other day when referring to the ...
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To the very end, Chris Kelly wasn't the guy who swerved firstSep 13, 2009 11:00 pm - Once in a while, the ex-officio governor of Illinois Chris Kelly would stop by a Starbucks near our house, and my wife would mention to me that she saw him there. Kelly...
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Why Labor Day is sour for some Americans who want to workSep 06, 2009 11:00 pm - Just because Labor Day began as a Canadian holiday, it doesn't mean we should be celebrating the use of foreign labor at the expense of American jobs. I wasn't even plan...