Jim O'Donnell: Run for the Roses or hold your noses as Kentucky Derby creeps on to NBC stage?
FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS, the Kentucky Derby has devolved into less and less ado about an increasingly devalued event soaked in a hollow cask of unhappy endings.
The happiest enders might be the most fervent, rooting for nothing but continued bad karma related to any horse racing matter that the traveling track wreckers of Churchill Downs Inc. take on.
• In 2019, first-place finisher Maximum Security was disqualified and dropped to 17th. Less than a year later, displaced trainer Jason Servis was indicted in a sweeping federal probe concerning horse doping. He awaits trial.
• In 2020, The Limp for the Roses was moved to Labor Day weekend because of the pandemic. No paying spectators were allowed. Outside of Churchill Downs, a group protesting the police murder of Breonna Taylor drew significant attention.
• Last year, silver-maned Derby wingfoot Bob Baffert won with Medina Spirit only to be DQ'd days after the race when the colt tested positive for a banned substance.
That takedown was made official in February. That was of no consolation to backers of eventual winner Mandaloun, who got to throw away their tickets on Derby Day.
BAFFERT HAS SINCE BEEN banned from all CDI tracks for two years. But his stable will have two of Saturday's 20 scheduled starters -- Messier (8-1) and Taiba (12-1) -- running under the unabashed banner of assistant trainer Tim Yakteen.
NBC Sports will devote five hours of coverage to the event, apparently because no USFL games are available.
Some serious handicappers insist it is a "wide-open race" that "any one of 12 colts" could win.
Some of those same serious handicappers also still insist that Kentuckian John Breckenridge and not Abraham Lincoln won the 1860 presidential election.
THE 2022 KENTUCKY DERBY looms as an event perfectly tailored to the times.
With pastels by Kroger's of Shelbyville, it panders to yahoo sentimentalists and the growing cadre of social sheep who list primary hobbies as vacuously "debating" national politics and throwing money down scoop 'n run legalized gambling channels.
Any non-insider who seriously bets the race is a stooge.
Anyone who finds any semblance of significant redemptive value in it should Zelle some cabbage for a gen-u-ine Mitch McConnell travel mug.
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And veteran Chicago racing exec Gary Duch, on the state of the thoroughbred industry as Derby Week '22 stalks into view: "If you like historic jurisdictions torn to shreds, no consistent oversight and mysteriously manipulated odds, this game's for you."
• Jim O'Donnell's Sports and Media column appears three times weekly, including Thursday and Sunday. Reach him at firstname.lastname@example.org.