O'Donnell: 'Jeopardy!' James Holzhauer overcomes everything but Ken Jennings as Night One of ABC's 'Super Series' soars
THE "BIG GAME" PRODUCTION VALUES were about as imaginative as a poinsettia inside a toll booth.
And Naperville's wonder-buzz James Holzhauer had all the luck of a tour company booking 2020 travel to Iran.
But Night One of ABC's grand "Jeopardy! The Greatest of All Time" dominated Tuesday among Americans still watching legacied TV, drawing 14.4 million viewers as the evening's top-rated show.
That audience also clocked in as the fourth-largest non-sports offering in prime-time during the 2019-20 TV season.
It trailed only "The Golden Globes" (NBC), "The Little Mermaid" (ABC) and the season premiere of Nick Cannon and "The Masked Singer" (Fox).
With as many as five more nights scheduled to run beginning at 7 p.m. Thursday, "J!-GOAT" may prove that there is actually still a reasonable thirst for shared intellectual engagement among a nation constantly drained of communal spirit.
As for Holzhauer, he kept his beamy cool to the very end before losing the doubleheader match to Ken Jennings by a mere 63,400-63,200 points.
Brad Rutter -- a rank outsider in the morning line -- finished a distant third. But he played a steady role of spoiler, landing 4 of the night's 6 Daily Doubles while converting only 1.
If any single factor beat Holzhauer, it was his inability to snag a Daily Double in any of the four rounds.
The DD's have been his bread-and-blitzkrieg during two mammoth 2019 runs on "Jeopardy!"
Jennings got the other 2, including an $8,600 net early in Game 1 "Double Jeopardy!" that gave him a lead that held to the wire.
All due props to Jennings, who repeatedly answered -- or correctly questioned -- Holzhauer's steady ground game and once again played like a hungry software engineer trying to escape Salt Lake City.
As for the executive producer Harry Friedman and Sony Pictures Television, the presentation could have benefitted from far more time in The Imagineering Department.
For example, why not juice the spectacular feel with periodic analysis from an odd couple of "experts." (Tiffany Haddish and Noam Chomsky? Bill Maher and Neil deGrasse Tyson? Ruta Lee and Dan Rather?)
• Too many clues were too wordy; Clues that require two screens are considered outright blasphemy by "Jeopardy!" classicists;
• Celebrity-driven video clues were overused and in general far too distracting; an inadvertent comedic peak came when Luke Bryan sounded way too much like Gomer Pyle at the Marines Corp recruiting office while offering an answer about Elvis Presley's memorable 1973 NBC TV special "Aloha from Hawaii";
• Some category titles strained to be "clever"; simple is always better.
But in the end, Night One of "J!-GOAT" showed once again that there will always be a segment of smart populace who enjoy watching extremely accomplished people endeavoring to do something very well under ambient pressure.
Holzhauer, Jennings and Rutter did not disappoint,
Even if it is one expert's opinion -- ahem, thank you Steve Dahl, Garry Meier and Dan Falato -- that "Jeopardy!" James remains a 2-5 favorite to win it all.
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• Jim O'Donnell's Sports & Media column appears Thursday and Sunday. Reach him at email@example.com.