O'Donnell: When Ben Zobrist finally speaks, what's he supposed to say?
THERE IS A GROWING CLAMOR among some segments of baseball media for Ben Zobrist to speak.
He is the Eureka!-to-riches Cubs hero who was apparently blindsided early this season by a regrettable marital disconnect.
Zobrist hasn't played for Joe Maddon's ballclub since May 6.
For close to three weeks, he has been resolutely trying to work himself back into major league mindset and manner with ascending steps through the Cubs' minor league system.
He is set to begin play at Triple-A Iowa Thursday.
Reports indicate that at each stop, he has been an affable teammate and retained his five-star status as a refreshingly fan-friendly professional.
But Zobrist has declined to speak to media.
So the press-box din grows.
One extremely capable writer referred to his latest mien as that of "a sphinx."
Some radio sports talkers weave ever-so cautiously around and under his personal circumstance, a few sounding like great white sharks prowling off of Martha's Vineyard.
But here's the Q.:
When Zobrist finally makes it back to the Cubs, regarding his private life, what's he supposed to say?
Does he go Sam Kinison?
Or bare his soul like an owner of a lonely heart on "Dr. Phil"?
Does he say, "In spring training, I never imagined the next chapter of my life would be 'The Corinthians meet Kathie Lee Gifford'?"
Or does he maintain his dignified silence?
A speculator might suggest that if he and the Cubs are working in coherent concert, when he returns to the team, a precisely crafted statement will thank the media for its restraint during his three-month interlude.
The release will add that he will be addressing baseball-only matters for the remainder of the season.
Reportorial regulars around Addison and Clark say he has more than enough favorable equity with them to easily make all involved want such guidelines to work.
Zobrist, 38, will then get to pursue what will quite likely be the final weeks of a 14-year MLB career in a farewell bubble unimaginable five months ago.
The clamor will end.
And as far as national inquirers, all he will have to remain braced for is TMZ.
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Accentuating the feeling of ongoing decline at the overturned oval was the fact that for the first time ever, the Million itself was next to impossible to find on TV.
The micro-niched TVG presents all AP races in perfunctory manner, so that was one option for the more zapper intense.
Days before the race, Fox Sports 2 -- a D-list subscription-only channel better suited for Tibetan motocross -- agreed to incorporate the Million, The Beverly D. and the Secretariat into its "Saratoga Live" show (featuring ex-MLBer Paul LoDuca).
In its current daze, the Arlington operation is eerily similar to where the Blackhawks were in the final months before Rocky Wirtz and John McDonough skated in to revamp and slap away the blueline blues.
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