Updated 8/15/2022 9:10 PM

[With apologies to the cast and crew of "Oliver"].

Who will buy -- my nuclear secrets?


Who will buy? They're on clearance now.

Who will buy, "I declassified them"?

"Oh what am I to do? The feds will want them too.

"There must be someone who will buy!"

I would not put it past this man to think he could profit from having government secrets in his possession. Is this the last straw? Or are there more surprises to come from DJT?

Dave Volkman


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