Letter: Advice for Harris
Updated 8/11/2022 8:56 AM
Dear Madam Vice President: In the event Joe Biden should step down, here is how you can become a beloved national figure. Here is an opener for your first speech:
"Now that I am president, no special interest group is going to tell me what to do. We are going to learn from past mistakes, starting with regaining our energy independence and protecting our southern border. This means commencement of pipelines, drilling, fracking and building walls where needed, and this is just the beginning of improvements I plan to make."
Madam VP, this will make you so popular that you would have a good chance of winning the 2024 election.
Elk Grove Village
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