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You may find this hard to believe, but deliverance is just around the corner in 2020. The new president will be a breath of fresh air and while she won't have the support of the far left or the far right, she will handily win the election with over 60 percent of the vote. Who is she?

She is a woman between 40 and 60 years old with leadership skills and a proven truth teller. We old white men have made a mess of thing long enough. Her campaign will not utilize PACs and she will not run attack ads. She will be either a moderate Republican or moderate Democrat who has a proven history of working with people across the aisle and has surrounded herself in the past with the best and the brightest. She will be of modest means. Her campaign will be financed by donations by you and me who will eagerly wait in line to give her untethered support. Her campaign will spell out exactly where she stands on every issue of interest.

She will release her tax returns and have a plan to begin erasing the massive deficit that we dinosaurs have produced. Her message of hope and compassion will resonate throughout the land. Compromise will not be foreign to her and she will strive to be the voice of reason. She will not blame others for her missteps. She will recognize the press serves to ensure a strong democracy built upon truth and decency.

There … do you feel better already? She is out there. We have to find her and encourage her to step to the plate. Somewhere in this vast nation, she awaits our call. We MUST find her. There is no time for delay.

Gary Clair

Schaumburg

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