A naming irony
As children, many of us learned an acronym to remember the great lakes, "HOMES" for Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, and Superior. Using that logic, the new acronym is "HAMES" per Donald Trump. If you look up the definition of “hames” on dictionary.com you will find it can mean "to spoil due to clumsiness or ineptitude." Seems accurate to me.
Greg Stumpo, Schaumburg