‘CS’ beat ‘DNA’, ‘TDS’ on Election Day

THE Sunday, Nov. 10, edition of the Daily Herald had many articles discussing the results of the national election and why the Democrats failed miserably. Some writers say the cause was anti-Harris, others say pro-Trump. I say it was neither. The cause was that the Democrats share their DNA (Democratic Nucleic Acid) with that of Myopus schisticolor, otherwise known as a lemming, compounded with a disease known as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) and the fact that Trump voters now have what is known as Common Sense (CS). The failure was not due specifically to swarms of black or brown voters, or women, or masculine men, but rather this voting group showed that they had CS and voted for anyone that did not have this particular DNA or TDS.

The Democrats spent the last 3.5 years lying that the border was secure, the economy was great, Biden was not mentally challenged, that democracy would end with Trump, biological men can be in women’s sports, etc. Not one of the members of the Democratic Party urged the mentally challenged president to close the border, either. The CS group finally realized that the extra 15 million people in the country that are supported by $150 billion of taxpayers’ money had to come from somewhere and that the extra 20% of the cost of living was not due to a great economy and the president’s mental state had deteriorated.

The Democrats instinctively followed their DNA and followed their leaders off the proverbial cliff.

George Kujanski

Palatine