Solution to problem of flying shoes
In light of the recent assassination attempt on George Bush in Iraq, tighter security measures are needed to protect the President during his final days in office. For the President's future news conferences, all attendees should be required to be barefoot before entering the press room.
Stan Rozycki
Hawthorn Woods
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