Funny — and not so much

I hear Trump is preparing for his next White House correspondence dinner. We all know he renamed The Gulf of Mexico, but after renaming Lake Ontario, he is now considering renaming Canada geese Donald ducks. I also hear President Trump is expecting to rename the San Andreas Fault “Biden's Fault.” Let's hope he doesn't rename The White House The Trump House. This would be no laughing matter.

Alan Jurgensen

Elgin