Some thoughts on a ‘perfect world’

As I see it, in a more perfect world, there’d be no need for additional pronouns every time we define gender preferences. What’s more, assault weapons would become as obsolete as our Constitution and undocumented immigrants would be appreciated for their services. Also, climate change would be respected for its imminent danger and a convicted felon would never be allowed in the Oval Office. Lastly, a dozen eggs cannot exceed the price of a McDonald’s cheeseburger, ever.

Bob Ory

Elgin