advertisement

Mental health advice for Chicago sports fans

If you’re a fan of the Bears, Cubs, Sox, Blackhawks or Bulls, I propose that we declare a moratorium on all news, concern and hope for those teams” fortunes for one month. Maybe two. Let’s ignore them completely. You’ll have peace of mind.

Your blood pressure will normalize. You will have time for success in your life. Talk to your wife over dinner. Call the kids. Go for a bicycle ride. Read Hebrews 11: it’s about faith, which you’re gonna need for the months to come. Ponder how the Green Bay Packers draft a quarterback every year and maintain a stable of prospects at that position.

Write a letter to George McCaskey encouraging him to ponder the long-term net worth of the Bears if he would invest a few million bucks on suburban schoolchildren and build a stadium in Arlington Heights. Pray that the Ricketts family would hire a conditioning coach worth his salary and that the players would listen to him or her.

Go to a Kane County Cougars game or a Milwaukee Brewers game. Then pick up a Daily Herald Sports section on about July first. The Cubs will probably be in third place behind second tier teams, but you’ll be refreshed.

Dan Brown

Des Plaines

Article Comments
Guidelines: Keep it civil and on topic; no profanity, vulgarity, slurs or personal attacks. People who harass others or joke about tragedies will be blocked. If a comment violates these standards or our terms of service, click the "flag" link in the lower-right corner of the comment box. To find our more, read our FAQ.