How to prepare to be a Trump politician

It's really tough to be a MAGA politician aspiring to government office.

First you must commit to the surgical removal of your backbone and intestines so that you can offer the expected spineless and gutless devotion to a megalomaniac. Then blinders need to be stapled alongside your eyes to shield you from any approaching integrity that may try to come into view. You must also suffer the removal from your brain of any last vestige of integrity that might still be lurking.

Finally, if you are successful in your quest and get elected you must be fitted with selective earplugs that allow only the plaintive cries of the oppressed billionaire class to penetrate. Fortunately, these special earplugs filter out the pleading of the "tired, the poor, the wretched refuse of our teeming shores."

If you think you've got the right stuff, step up to the plate and show how many more liberties you can suppress.

James A Prescott

Schaumburg