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This is the real 'Beacon on a Hill'

Well, Gov. Pritzker declared "we're back" and his Springfield team cheered Illinois as the new Beacon on a Hill calling all to come and see the land of new societal changes. Just be sure to gas up before our state line and save at least 19 cents a gallon. Been wanting a little pot for some recreational relaxation? We got it. Oh, and we'll have six more casinos for you to strike it rich.

Unfortunately, with the number of moving trucks heading out of state, we still need billions to keep those pensioners happy and voting. Looking for a job in the infrastructure area? We're throwing $45 billion at that; another great vote-getter. However, with the new graduated state income tax coming, you won't really know what you're paying 'til the smoke and mirrors disappear - like magic.

Finally, if a baby is presenting a liability to your life, we can take care of that right up to the delivery. And don't forget to stop in Chicago before leaving for some fun. Just wear your Kevlar and watch your back. You could make it to the evening news. Welcome to the new Beacon on a Hill.

Ray Jorns

Huntley

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