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All the speculation that's fit to tweet: Who wrote that anonymous Times op-ed?

It was a metaphoric Molotov, a middle finger, a knife in the back. Naturally, it emerged from the "Deep Throat" ether just after 4 p.m., smack in the middle of the workweek.

Even in the midst of an administration and news cycle that powers a ceaseless hamster wheel of drama, The New York Times op-ed from an anonymous "senior" official in the Trump White House was jaw-dropping. The author declared that he or she is part of the "resistance" against the President, "working diligently from within to frustrate parts of his agenda and his worst inclinations." The piece slammed Donald Trump for his inadequacies and volatility and declared him a danger to the country. But lucky for us, the author said, there's a group of honorable subversives trying to keep him at bay.

But the explosion the piece created wasn't really about the what; it was mostly about the who. It was also about the spectacle, the joy of the adrenaline-fueled race. It was the starting whistle setting off another remarkable round of Washington's unofficial sport: gossip. Internet conspiracy theorists cracked their knuckles and settled in for a long night's labor. Pundits sat by their phones and in front of TV screens, waiting for their chances to weigh in. Ravenous masses took to Twitter to tear into the piece's bread crumbs.

The game was afoot.

The avalanche of guesses engulfed just about everyone in the top tiers of the White House - press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, adviser Kellyanne Conway, chief of staff John Kelly. Some were sure it'd be a big name; others were positive it'd be a powerful nobody. Perhaps it was written by John McCain before his death in a final act of defiance? Many predicted Trump and his allies had plotted and penned the op-ed themselves to feed the fires of internal controversy and distract from Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh's hearings. The bets literally rolled in.

Some zeroed in on Vice President Mike Pence as the mystery author, primarily because of the use of the word "lodestar" in the piece. Gung-ho sleuths traced the word through numerous Pence speeches, dating back to 2001.

Or maybe it's Pence's speechwriter, some pondered. Who the heck knows?

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