Terms of sale

I bet Mrs. McCaskey is still ticked off.

Here's what she should do: Put up a 50-foot billboard on the tollway near Bears training camp in Lake Forest: "For Sale, one vintage professional football team - Priced to sell, including lousy coaches, low-IQ management, underachieving highly-paid employees, out-of-touch owners and one magnificent headquarters. Many other extras, such as a sappy mascot, cheesy cheap halftime shows, an outdated stadium and plummeting season-ticket demand. In storage, slightly used Honey Bear costumes available for no extra charge."

No down payment. Easy terms.

Larry Leafblad

Grayslake