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Illinois a great place for felons

Consider this the clarion call to all those in any state who have been released from jail.

Come to Illinois, we welcome you. We are the last state to consider concealed carry, so you are safe on our streets, much safer than if the person you accost on the street is carrying a gun. Illinois suggests a citizen, if confronted by a criminal in his house, is to go find a cardboard box and hide, his first effort is to avoid confrontation. But what if you have children in the house?

There are other advantages to coming to Illinois especially if you are a violent criminal we got rid of the death penalty. You may go to jail, but if you act nice, in eight to 10 years the liberal bleeding hearts will review your case and work to get you released.

Right now our legislators are considering laws to make it harder and more expensive to defend ourselves. This could be big plus for you because many of the guns will probably leave the state so you will be safer.

Robert Chmela

Elgin

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