Theory on source of global warming

Eureka!, I say, much like Archimedes said when he discovered the principle of buoyancy.

I have discovered the main source of mankind's contribution to global warming. Actually, this discovery is so simple, I'm surprised I didn't discover it sooner. And, not surprisingly, it has nothing to do with the burning of fossil fuels, which releases carbon dioxide, or the passing of bovine flatus gas, which releases methane into the stratosphere.

We have long known and recognized that there is a seemingly infinitely, abundant supply of hot air coming from the dominant leftist, liberal establishment in Washington, D.C.

Much has been said about the hot air coming from Washington, but I don't think anyone has associated it with global warming. Until now.

Understanding the problem is always the first step toward a satisfactory solution. Now, I have overcome the first step by discovering and understanding the problem. My next objective is to discover the equally challenging phenomenon of how to harness and regulate this natural (?) resource of hot air and convert it into electricity, both AC and DC.

Although the motivation for my efforts is purely altruistic, I sincerely believe that if I am able to demonstrate this captivating discovery, I will be first in line for the Nobel Prize in physics next year.

My personal satisfaction will coming from knowing that I have killed two birds with one stone - eliminated mankind's damaging contribution to global warming, and discovered a way for producing an inexhaustible supply of electricity from now throughout all eternity.

L. Dean Hufsey

Elgin