Imrem should try crime reporting

Sports columnist Mike Imrem, who snores watching an Olympic swim races, should give up writing about sports and switch to the crime beat.

He can't generate enthusiasm viewing the world's greatest swimmers swishing, slashing, splashing, surging through the water racing to the finish?

Have his pulse and blood pressure skidded to zero? Has ennui ossified his cerebrum?

Joe Schrantz

Villa Park