The auto that runs on alternative fuel

Does anyone know when the U.S. government will be unveiling its new alternate fuel automobile?

Considering how much time and money has spent on research, it must be a doozie!

Do you think it will be unveiled in Detroit or in front of the Capitol Building?

Will it have stealth technology? Naw, Jimmy Carter would have said something by now.

Do you think the engine will run on dandelion juice? If so, we all have a lifetime supply.

Could they have developed a self-twisting high strength rubber band that gets 25 miles per twist?

How about a dozen super human mice on steroids turning the rotating wire basket that gets 100 miles per slice of a Kraft single? Naw, it would have come out in the Mitchell Report.

It has to be some electro-magnetic technology they recovered from the Roswell crash.

Just think, food prices will come down. And you won't have to pay for a Coke and peanuts or ship your luggage prior to your flight!

Soccer moms will be able to keep their eight-passenger SUVs.

We will all be able to "See the U.S.A. in our Chevrolet."

It won't be long and happy days will be here again. You have to give our Government credit, they sure know how to stick it to us. Oops, I mean suprise us.

Richard Rockstraw

Chesterton, Ind.