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posted: 11/16/2013 5:00 AM

What next after same-sex marriage?

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Now that our brilliant, hardworking state legislators have decided that the only criterion for legalizing same-sex marriages is that two people love each other, I can't wait to see what the next step in this progression will be. Will it be brothers and sisters? Or perhaps fathers and daughters or mothers and sons? Why not, so long as they love each other? I won't even speculate about people who love their pets or the man who recently married a tree.

What entertainment could possibly replace our beloved Springfield soap opera?

John Hurley


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