Freedom proclamation

Thank God President Trump had the courage to withdraw the United States from the Paris climate agreement and push back on the whacked-out environmentalists who keep spreading fake statistics regarding global warming. Our nation is now positioned with the world-leading countries of Syria and Nicaragua in taking a stand for environmental independence. My fellow Americans, I think that we should celebrate this momentous occasion by removing the catalytic converters from our gasoline-powered vehicles to show the world that we will not be fooled by other countries who want to take economic advantage of us. And furthermore, I think that we should also remove the mufflers from our vehicles as well, so that when we drive down the road we can loudly proclaim that we are firmly in charge of our own smog-filled destiny.

Stan Rozycki

Hawthorn Woods