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Bears Bites: What just happened?!

What in the name of Chester Marcol was that all about?

Just call it the …

Lambeau “Bleep.”

Wasted energy:

Yeah, you can rage about that historically hideous, epically ugly joke of a game, but first a question: The Bears sure played like they didn't care, so why should we?

You know it's bad when ...

You hear, “This is downright embarrassing” from NBC analyst Cris Collinsworth — less than a minute into the second quarter!

Oh:

To be able to read the journal that GM Phil Emery was jotting down notes in.

Maybe one of those entries read, “Mel, thanks for your time and effort, but …”

You make the call:

Watching a replay of that game again, or a three-hour loop of the dancing seniors commercial?

Fun with numbers:

• In their last two games the Bears were outscored 80-7 in the first halves alone.

• Jay Cutler in Green Bay: 3 TDs, 12 interceptions.

'Nuff said.

And finally, the duh quote:

“We're not a good football team right now.”

— Marc Trestman to WBBM 780-AM.

No sir, you are not.

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