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Super Bowl bites
Two words:
Lights out!
In. Every. Possible. Way.
Admit it:
When Baltimore scored on the opening kickoff of the second half to make it 28-6 and then the lights went out for half an hour, you were running out of things to talk about other than the delicious dip, weren’t you?
Not to worry:
Scoring 17 points in a 4-minute span solves that problem quickly, huh?
Thanks 49ers!
OK, let’s get this out of the way:
Hey GoDaddy.com, one word: Yuck.
And now back to the game.
I’m sorry, but that was holding in the end zone.
It’s official:
Gangnam Style has jumped the shark. And any orcas and dolphins in the area as well
Ready for some footbrawl:
You had to know it was going to be a chippy game Sunday after what had to be the iciest coin toss ceremony in Super Bowl history.
Things I learned Sunday:
I’m not hip enough to drink Budweiser Black Crown nor am I buff enough to wear “Concept” by Calvin Klein.
Dang it.
Catching Flacco:
That would be seemingly every Raven receiver — especially one with the last name of Boldin.
The guy is amazing.
Lovin’ it:
Not too many great ads Sunday, but some did stick out, like the ode to a farmer, the Clydesdale saga, going to prom solo and the nice things caught on security cameras.
If they didn’t make you smile, you just weren’t trying.
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