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Surely, Gire couldn't forget meeting Leslie Nielsen

'Airplane!' star brought whoopie cushion to interview and declared 'I love being an idiot!'

I met Leslie Nielsen in 1988 when he came to Chicago to promote his comedy feature “Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad.”

“I love comedy!” he told me. “I love being an idiot!”

If you don't believe that, Nielsen brought his own whoopie cushion to our interview. Talking to him went something like this:

“People have come up to me on the street and said, ‘Leslie, you're pfffrooot! a sex symbol! But you can't take that too seriously. You can't get wrapped up in that pfffrooot! stuff!”

I remembered the theme song to his anthology TV series, Walt Disney's “Swamp Fox,” and I faithfully sang it to him in his room at the Park Hyatt Hotel. He seemed to be impressed I knew the lyrics.

“I approached with great hesitation doing the role of Swamp Fox for Disney,” the then 62-year-old actor said. “I thought, ‘Well, I'm an actor! I'm not going to wear that hat with a fox tail on it, parading around and doing kiddie stuff.' Boy, I was so stupid in my attitude.

“Today there are so many people who remember ‘Swamp Fox.' You see, as an actor, you never know what will remain, what sticks with people.”

Nielsen died Sunday night in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., from pneumonia. He was 84.

What will stick with people even more than “Swamp Fox” will be Nielsen's late-in-life evolution from a serious actor into a comedy icon of the silver screen, starting in 1980 with his role in the disaster film spoof “Airplane!” followed by a TV series and movies starring Nielsen as Lt. Frank Drebin, the dumbest, luckiest cop to ever walk a Hollywood beat.

“If you ask most people what's the one thing they would really like to do, many of them can't articulate it,” Nielsen told me.

“One day while I was shooting ‘Naked Gun,' it dawned on me. ‘Do you realize, Leslie, that you are now, in fact, doing exactly what you've always wanted to do?' I'm playing Frank Drebin in this movie!”

Nielsen's career spanned critical and commercial successes, such as “Forbidden Planet” and “The Poseidon Adventure.”

He also played his quota of villains, particularly in 1967's “Gunfight in Abilene,” a pretty bad western in which he played an even badder cowboy with a wooden hand. I saw it when I was a teenager.

“It was a good thing you saw it that early,” Nielsen said. “Then you would have longer to forget it.”

I asked Nielsen if his comedy roles would cancel out playing villains.

“I'll never give up villains!” the Canadian-born actor said. “And don't call me Shirley!”

Yes, he really did say that.

FILE - This file photo taken in November 1991, shows actor Leslie Nielsen. The Canadian-born Nielsen, who went from drama to inspired bumbling as a hapless doctor in "Airplane!" and the accident-prone detective Frank Drebin in "The Naked Gun" comedies, has died. He was 84. His agent John S. Kelly says Nielsen died Sunday, Nov. 28, 2010, at a hospital near his home in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., where he was being treated for pneumonia. (AP Photo/Doug Pizac, file)
FILE - In this file photo taken Dec. 12, 2003, actor Leslie Nielsen walks off stage after receiving the Order of Canada from Governor General Adrienne Clarkson during a ceremony in Ottawa. The Canadian-born Nielsen, 84, has died in a Florida hospital on Sunday, Nov. 28, 2010, according to his agent John S. Kelly. (AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Jonathan Hayward, File)
FILE - In this file photo taken May 22, 1996, Leslie Nielsen, right, and Nicollette Sheridan, co-stars in the movie "Spy Hard," make an appearance at Planet Hollywood in New York. The Canadian-born Nielsen, who went from drama to inspired bumbling as a hapless doctor in "Airplane!" and the accident-prone detective Frank Drebin in "The Naked Gun" comedies, has died. He was 84. His agent John S. Kelly said the actor died Sunday, Nov. 28, 2010, at a hospital near his home in Florida where he was being treated for pneumonia. (AP Photo/Anders Krusberg, File)