Dolly Parton heaps on holiday spirit in Netflix's 'Christmas on the Square'

  • An angel (Dolly Parton) tries to convince a bitter woman not to sell a small town in "Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square."

    An angel (Dolly Parton) tries to convince a bitter woman not to sell a small town in "Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square." Courtesy of Netflix

 
 
Updated 11/20/2020 10:27 AM

"Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square" -- ★

Dolly Parton's "Christmas on the Square," the newest addition to Netflix's Christmas library, tests the limits of what one can reasonably categorize as a film. There is nothing cinematic in this 98-minute musical. In fact, it has the feeling and production quality of the recent spate of the live musicals that air on broadcast television and usually have an exclamation point somewhere in the title. This project is simply something else, but at least most of the people involved seem to know it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
 

Directed by Debbie Allen, "Christmas on the Square" (which begins streaming Sunday) is an extremely earnest endeavor soundtracked by Parton's 14 original songs. There will be people who wince at its sincerity and schmaltz and people who love it (and trust me, you already know which camp you fall in). How can a movie where Parton spends most of her scenes bedecked in sparkly white wares and floating atop a CG cloud be all that bad? She's an angel after all!

Unfortunately, this Scrooge found herself in the former camp.

Bitter Regina (Christine Baranski), left, wants to sell her former hometown and even her best friend (Jenifer Lewis) can't change her mind in "Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square," streaming Sunday on Netflix.
Bitter Regina (Christine Baranski), left, wants to sell her former hometown and even her best friend (Jenifer Lewis) can't change her mind in "Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square," streaming Sunday on Netflix. - Courtesy of Netflix

The story follows Christine Baranski's Regina Fuller who has inherited the small Midwestern town she grew up in and wants to sell it to a mall developer. She walks through the titular square in stilettos gleefully handing out paper notices to the townspeople as they sing and dance around. They have to be out by Christmas Eve, which comes as a huge blow. As diverse as this town is, it is also uniformly Christian and wholly consumed by the Christmas spirit. So as soon as she drives off, Pastor Christian (Josh Segarra) rallies his congregation to protest.

But Regina is undeterred and neither her best friend/hairdresser Margeline (Jenifer Lewis, who has a showstopper of a song) nor her high school love/antique store owner Carl (Treat Williams) can convince her otherwise. There was an incident that happened years ago that made Regina hate the town that'll be revealed in due time. Dolly is there, though, to help nudge Regina to mercy with a few songs.

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"Christmas on the Square" is pure, studio-lot fantasy. There is some fun choreography and a few toe-tapping tunes. It's strongest during songs and whenever Dolly graces the screen with her messages of fair rent and forgiveness and not evicting people on Christmas Eve. But the entire endeavor feels rather slapdash. It's not an uncommon sight to glimpse a bored, distracted or out-of-sync extra. At certain times you might feel like you're watching hour two of a local Christmas pageant. And then there will be other times where you're caught off guard by a fun Baranski moment or a disarmingly cute scene.

Ultimately, it's hard to judge too harshly. It's not an infectious camp fest like "Mamma Mia!" or an all-out disaster like "Cats." It's just Dolly's sweet Christmas tale with sequins and revelations. Besides, we don't need a movie to convince us she's an angel.

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Starring: Christine Baranski, Dolly Parton, Jenifer Lewis, Treat Williams

Directed by: Debbie Allen

Other: A Netflix release. Available for streaming Sunday, Nov. 22. Not rated but should be suitable for all ages. 98 minutes

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