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Choked up listening to Hillary talk

Of late, I have been listening to the Democratic presidential candidate speak in public, and I have noticed her coughing fits and bouts of gagging and gurgling.

As a denizen of Middle-Earth, hailing from its inner precincts, I must say it brings a lump to my throat to hear Hillary cough. And it chokes me up to listen to her factual prevarications and half-truths. Really, I know what it's like to talk out of both sides of one's misshapen mouth.

Hillary's longevity as a politician is a precious, precious achievement. I myself have been around forever. It gives me a thrill to be voting this November for Hillary Gollum Clinton, for president of the United States.

Alexander Lee

West Chicago

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