No ifs, ands or butts: The times are changing

I just read the article written by Joseph Pisani which was printed on the front page of the Business section below the fold in the Daily Herald on Nov. 12. The subject featured women who chase bigger butts. I laughed until I cried. I can't remember laughing at anything in print so much since the late Jean Shepherd wrote "A Christmas Story."

There is one piece of very important information missing from the "bigger butts" article. Where can those of us who are amply endowed with generous derrières make a big butt donation?

I think that there should be a campaign - how about this for a slogan: Share the Booty Bounty. Bottoms up!

I know it's my age, but I remember a time when inviting someone to kiss one's posterior was an insult. Now it's an invitation to a destination. Times they are a-changing.

Alice Coughlin-Ryan

Hoffman Estates