Note to Tom McGovern, whose letter to Fence Post said there won't be guns in heaven, implying NRA members won't be happy with those eternal accomodations and should look elsewhere. Guns aren't needed in heaven.
This is NOT heaven and they ARE needed here. (Sorry to break it to you that evil exists on earth and can only be combatted by good people courageous enough to stand against evil.)
You can go back to your slumber and continue to rely on braver men to protect you.